The Long and Whine-ding Road
Tenuous pun in the title, I know, and for that I apologise. Any superior suggestions are very welcome. However I wanted to reference the huge amount of complaining I've been enjoying recently; since the beginning of February there has been pretty much non-stop whining from over here. Although this may have become clear to most of you, due to my having said it roughly twelve hundred times in the last three weeks, I hate February. It is the worst month of the year. I've been waiting for the end of February since it started 24 days ago. As a break from ranting about my entirely trivial problems, here is a breakdown of all the months of the year, and why every single one of them is superior to February. January This initial month gets a lot of bad rap, which I believe is a tragic misunderstanding of the month's aims. January never pretends that it should be taken seriously. It's meant to ease you in slowly to the new year. You've made numerous resolutions, probably n...